Life. Am I right?

to drink a swig of water, or to NOT drink a swig of water? Can anybody please tell me why I shouldn’t have a little bit of water, even though the time I was told to stop consuming food and drink was 2 hours ago? 

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via mydrunkkitchen)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

In a world where the first half of news programming is about the crimes which were committed, it’s wonderful to be reminded of the good that exists in the same world.

(Source: seawolph, via mydrunkkitchen)

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via mydrunkkitchen)

I love to reblog photos of my friends, which had also been reblogged by our mutual friends, because at some point my dash becomes NOTHING BUT ABBEY and she’s pretty fantastic.

oneleggeddragonslayer:

creepycheeps:

yearlongchristmasong:

Please, someone tell me I don’t need this hat.
(It has bears on the side…)

you absolutely need that hat.

You’ve never needed anything more than you need that hat.

also you’re looking particularly hella.

creepycheeps:

yearlongchristmasong:

Please, someone tell me I don’t need this hat.
(It has bears on the side…)

you absolutely need that hat.

You’ve never needed anything more than you need that hat.

Gonna watch at least episode of CSI: New York before sleeping as late as possible before your surgery so you’re less aware of how long you’ve gone without eating?

Me too! Or maybe Leverage.